Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Randomize
