Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Randomize
