I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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