Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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