Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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