so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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