love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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