Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
BRING THE BAGELS
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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