so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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