You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
where are you?
Hypothermia
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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