Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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