seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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