She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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