Having a random hookup so left but love u
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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