a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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