What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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