I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
I'm really busy with my period
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