But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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