she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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