On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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