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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?

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• (914): View more from New York

  Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?

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• (415): View more from California

  Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.

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• (607): View more from New York

  About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter

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