yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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