Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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