All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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