Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
