why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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