Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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