i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
you never un-have a 4some
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Is that strawberry winking at me??
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