Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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