Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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