I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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