you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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