Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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