I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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