dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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