I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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