I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
All the doctor said was why
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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