I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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