I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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