real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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