It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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