We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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