I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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