Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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