So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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