Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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