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(619): View more from California

So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...

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(734): View more from Michigan

It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever

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(734): View more from Michigan

You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there

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(949): View more from California

Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.

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(812): View more from Indiana

last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.

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(213): View more from California

hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"

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(269): View more from Michigan

I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.

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