To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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