Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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