Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Randomize
