yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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