Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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