bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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